Funny posts!
Something is in the air sometimes that makes the tweets funnier than in any other week. I’m not sure why, but after doing this for so long, I can safely say that not all weeks are equal in terms of tweet quality.
This week was excellent for tweets. You guys on the internet were hilarious. Everyone did an excellent job.
Let’s get down to business, shall we? The top ten tweets from the past week. Enjoy
1. Paying for Twitter and then begging Elon Musk for more likes is just…dire.
https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1633848279736655873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1633848279736655873%7Ctwgr%5E5dc65c1a3ab606aaa0ed52d610371b6229a1188f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Farticle%2Fbest-funniest-tweets-week-march-11
2. Just a great, obligatory dril tweet.
i will not be discussing my bug bites. i refuse to give the bugs that have been biting me a platform
— wint (@dril) March 8, 2023
3. “Moving to Pearl Jam now. It’s a ninetys extravaganza.”
To therapist: ive always been afraid of my father. It’s like hes a ghost haunting my life
(Phone buzzes in my pocket)
Text from Dad: watching live concert by rage against the machine. Ready to burn something down
2nd text: Moving to Pearl Jam now. Its a ninetys extravaganza
— Will Sennett (@Senn_Spud) March 4, 2023
4. Batatouille. Do you hear me? Batatouille.
Batatouille https://t.co/TAYWUrTXJu
— Rocket City Trash Pandas (@trashpandas) March 7, 2023
5. This is a good idea. Spice things up. Make everyone sign a waiver or something, I don’t know. Get the lawyers on it.
Will Smith should be allowed to attend the Oscars and slap one (1) celebrity every year, but nobody knows who it will be or when. Ratings would improve by 3,000%
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) March 10, 2023
6. We need to get our best scientists working on this important information.
Packages are so much more durable than my mother thinks they are but so much less durable than urban outfitters things they are. Has anyone studied this?
— Christianna Silva (@christianna_j) March 4, 2023
7. Franky, there are not enough corner bars. I am going to open a corner bar called Corner Bar.
People really built a society with way too few parking spaces and almost no corner bars, and then blamed men for their own dysfunction.
— willy 🌜💧 (@willystaley) March 7, 2023
8. This is a deep-cut joke about the band The Mountain Goats, but it’s just too good not to include.
he’s gonna make it through this year then he’ll kill you https://t.co/vdJHRfujHS
— PAPPADEMAS (@PAPPADEMAS) March 9, 2023
9. Truly everything exists on the internet. Every single thing you could ever think of is posted on the internet.
She should be making Mr Beast money. pic.twitter.com/hXHfOumBgh
— pointman (@appuntito160) March 9, 2023
10. And finally, this.
That's nice, he's had a hard year pic.twitter.com/4A8DBTQxy6
— Fred Maynard (@fred_maynard) March 9, 2023
